Kari Ferrell post part 2 (The Secret of the Ooze)

So I read in the New York Observer That the now jailed lying pixie Kari Ferrell told another fibe at her court hearing.

"She said she was 22 years old and said she had a bachelor's degree in music from the University of Utah. (Several sources had previously told The Observer that Ms. Ferrell does not in fact have a degree. After her hearing, The Observer called the University of Utah's transcripts department, which told us that no one by the name of Kari Ferrell or Farrell had ever been enrolled.)"

What is the point of lying about having a degree in music from a place in Utah ?(insert lame Osmond joke)Does she think that thinking she has a degree in music will make the Judge think she is super cool? Or maybe this is part of a deeper, darker, evil plan that needs people to think she has that degree to get the ball rolling.

Me and the "Hipster Grifter"

I want to spend a minute or so wasting time giving the world yet another blog post about Kari Ferrel aka the "hipster grifter". The first day or so after the story about her in the New York Observer came out
and she become the biggest internet sensation since that video of the drugged up 7 year old on youtube, I noticed that she was returning Emails from random people. Just out of fun I wrote her something like "Hey I support u in u struggles" or something lame like that and two hours the little lying pixie wrote back

"Hey,


Thank you for your kind words. I've got to say, much to my surprise, every email that I have received has been in the same vein as yours.


I have no idea why people are "idolizing" me, because they have absolutely no reason to do so. My actions were deplorable, and I have been working for several months to rectify them.


Regardless, I really appreciate your support. Do you have any advice for me? Does it involve a tropical resort and mass quantities of chocolate?


Would you mind telling me why you
you are backing me? I don't believe that I am as terrible of a person as they make me sound, but when people read things of that nature they generally don't support the criminal.


Thank you, again.


-Kari


P.S.- Though I highly doubt it, if a book deal comes out of this--I will make sure to thank you."

Well it seems that after this she went back to pretending to have cancer and later was sold out to the cops by a some dude in a band that seemed to do it for ironic reasons but I hope just for a minute that my words helped that sweet sociopath find peace. That is when she is in a Utah jail acting like Ryan o'Reilly from Oz.